Official Red-Head Denouncement
As a Red-headed societal leader I hereby denounce any affiliation with the abhorrent and blatantly racist Islamaphobia of the Red-headed senator in the North. Indeed I do not condone the actions of any red-headed extremists such as Pauline Hanson, Donald Trump, Ronald McDonald, Carmen Sandiego (wherever she may be), Prince Harry, Nicholas Brody from Homeland or Chuck Norris.
(This is what we are doing these days isn’t it. Putting everyone of the same race, religion, gender, hair-colour, etc into one basket and demanding people of their ilk denounce their actions and distance themselves….Oh, you only need to do that if you are a Muslim. Sorry. Sorry).